The award-winning Dyad Productions and Company Gavin Robertson are joining forces!
It’s a pedigree of the first degree! Between them, Dyad’s recent productions – Austen’s Women: LADY SUSAN, A Christmas Carol, A Room of One’s Own, That Knave, Raleigh - and Gavin Robertson, with Done to Death by Jove!, The Ghost of a Smile and BOND - An Unauthorised Parody have toured both the UK and internationally, with resounding success over the last few years. Labouring away in secret, looking for the perfect co-production has taken time, but finally the answer has arrived!
Every hospital, medical-based, Doctors-and-Nurses cliche-ridden drama onstage in a comedy mash-up spoof!
It'll have you in stitches!
It’s Dr Ann Fleming’s first day at St David’s, where her unfortunately-named mentor Dr Death, is determined to show her who’s boss. As medical emergencies overload the hapless staff, Dr Fleming has to juggle a complicated budding love affair, with a kidney, and a nosey Hospital boss. Not literally.
Yes – ‘Holby City’, ‘Casualty’, ‘E.R’ and ‘Doctors’ - not to mention movies galore, are re-imagined and invigorated by Rebecca Vaughan, Andrew Margerison and Gavin Robertson in a pacy, cliché-ridden comic homage to the intrigues and dramas of every hospital plotline on the big and small screen!
To be taken once a day. (Or twice if there’s a matinee).
Created in collaboration with the Old Town Hall, Hemel Hempstead.
‘If you haven’t seen Dyad Productions’ work before, you simply must’ British Theatre Guide 5 stars
'Robertson performs with a subtle conviction that’s compelling to watch’ The Guardian 5 stars

Important Information
Venue: Guildhall Arts Centre, Theatre
Tickets: £16 (£15 concessions)
Running Time: 1 hour 20 mins (including interval)
Suitable for ages 12+
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